mammy's soup surprise . . .

dear kate,
i was thinking about you today . . .
i'm sure you must be eating all the food
mommy makes you
she hasn't called to tell me about any problems
i bet you're eating all your fruits and veggies!
when you come to see me, i'm going to make you my special soup
it's called, "mammy's soup surprise!"
and here's a little song about it . . .

oh, when i was a little kid i didn't like to eat
when mammy put things on my plate, i dumped them on her feet
then one day she made this soup - i ate it all in bed
i asked her what she put in it and this is what she said
chicken lips and lizard hips
and alligator eyes
monkey legs and buzzard eggs
and salamander thighs
rabbit ears and camel rears
and tasty toenail pies
stir them all together and
it's mammy's soup surprise
i went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink
i said i'm feeling slightly ill - i think i need a drink
mammy said - i've just the thing, i'll get it in a wink
it's full of lots of protein and vitamins, i think

mmmmmm . . . i can't wait to make it
for you and mommy
you're going to l..o..v..e it!!
love,
mammy xoxo